The Outrageously Outrageous Confirmation of the Obvious:
U.S. State Dept. thinks it is wise to spy and data-mine U.N. Diplomatists. Yes, even Hillary approves it. I'm sure somehow or another Nixon's ghost is responsible for this, or maybe Dubya.. Maybe Darth Cheney, with those Jedi mind tricks?
And things only get worse.
Gird yer loins folks, for this one:
Saudis are a substantial source of funding for AQ.
I know, that's a real face melter.
And, speaking of our friends the Saudis, they are real intent on the U.S. taking out some pesky Iranian nuclear facility, as are other regimes in the area. But, get this.. you will never believe this.. all these folks want to remain on the hush-hush about that eagerness, let us take care of the thing, and then act outrageously outraged.
And..get this..the Zionist entity is not as keen on that little bombing project as are these other regimes that seem to be lining up with our friend the Saudis...shhhh...don't tell anyone, especially the anti-American/Israeli left. Faces might melt er sumpin'. Cognitive dissonance ya know.
Oh...but there is more. Much more:
Next: From the (until now) jealously guarded State Department pool of 'Take Your Meds' poster child candidates, the favorite:
Big Moe Karzai is bipolar.
Dear God in Heaven!
And in a related vein, the (until now) favored nominee for the Capt. Louis Renault "We're Shocked..Shocked!" Award goes to this bombshell:
Mo Karzai's brother, Ahmed (Shermie the Drill), is corrupt, and tied to the drug trade in Afghanistan.
NO! Say it aint so Mo. And I thought Mo's Bro was a nice little Elf.
The (until now)jealously guarded 2010 recipients of the "Lucy and Ethel Friendship" Award:
Li'l Kim and his bosom buddy Li'l Ahmie. They love each other so much that they are sending each other fireworks laden care packages. Ahhh. Ain't that cute. Oh..and Li'l Ahmie's compared to...wait for it....Hitler. (No freakin' duh.)
[Curiously absent from the picture, Official Iranian Salute Guy. ISG we hardly knew Ye.]
And, speaking of Iran..the Islamic Republic smuggles arms to the Hezbos via Red Crescent Ambuli!!!!
[Message from Iran on being outed on this ingenious plan..]
Further revelations..
Vlad Putin and Dimitri Medvedev are Batman and Robin,
Need help with that package Batman, do ya? Go ask Li'l Kim...He has some customers.
And, hard to believe this: There is a Russian Mafia with which the Ruskie gubmint does business!
There's more!
Muammar Gaddafi is bat-guano crazy, and has a well endowed "Ukrainian Nurse" with which he spends buku quality time. [And he's still ticked he couldn't erect..er.. put up his 'Big Mo Tent o' Pleasure' palace on the grounds of the U.N.]
But wait...even more! Try not to avert your eyes. You must see. Must see!
The Chicoms Google bombed...er..bombed Google..cyber-style of course. (and helped Li'l Kim and Li'l Ahmie exchange fireworks gifts).
You know. After having perused the revelations, I've had a change of heart about Brave Sir Julian Asschapeau, Knight of the Rueful Countenance and Multi-hued Coif, International Man of Mystery.
I know. I know. You shake your head in disbelief. But. I'm big enough to admit when I am wrong. So, a message to you, Brave Sir Julian: You have well and truly removed the scales from our collective eyes. You have exposed the imperialist Amerikan Empire for what it is.
Thank you Brave Sir Julian. Thank you. You are super awesome.
Excelsior!
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