From my always reliable wiki-sources, comes this set of two videos from out west, featuring Montana Tech head coach Bob Green.
Now, clearly, this man needs to consider the greater good of the football world. For the good of all, and in particular, for the good of long-suffering Lions fans, this man MUST, I repeat, MUST approach the Ancient of Days, Mr. William Clay Ford and offer his services as head coach of the Mighty Detroit Leos, and he needs to do this before the immanent Turkey Day Debacle, that will be the Pats/Lions 2010 match up. It is obvious that this game will remain interesting about 1/100th of the first quarter.
Sure, it is undoubtedly true that Green will, by taking this job, suffer the fate of all Lions head coaches, serial losing seasons, and a consequent relegation to the dust-bin of gridiron history, but NFL Films super stardom beckons. Move over Jim Mora. This guy is the king.
Coach Green would even outshine old Captain Wayno (Big Buck) Fontes for entertainment value. Hey, if winning is metaphysically impossible, as is clearly the case with the Lions, why the hell not?
[Sound of newsroom typewriters busily whirring away in background] FLASH FLASH FLASH!
Bob Green announces retirement from Montana Tech! Announcement at the Lions bunker immanent?
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